This is going to be a weird post, because it was a weird day. Well, a weird week really… I was sick all week with norovirus, and today was the first day in four or five days that I actually felt hunger. After not eating all week I should have known things would not go well.
I started off the day intending to enjoy one last tuna melt at Old Brooklyn Cheese Company before it closes on the 19th. I’ve been a fan of OBCC from the very beginning and fell in love with their tuna melt a year or two ago. Sadly, the tuna melt was not on offer today. I bought some cheese and mustard and then headed out to pick up my taxes, deciding not to have a big meal since I was meeting friends at Pokrova at 5. I may or may not try again before they close. Thanks for the memories, OBCC! I wish you luck on your mustard journey.
I was tempted to get a fish sandwich at Cleveland Heights’ new Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips, which is the site of an old-school Arthur Treacher’s from the 1970s-1990s. The new Arthur Treacher’s opened on 4/1 to much excitement (right after they opened Cedar Road back up after starting to demolish the burnt down apartment complex), but the place had some major traffic heading in and out today. I opted for an egg salad sandwich from Swenson’s instead. The small parking lot was packed each time I drove past, and they are serving a very limited menu for now (just fish, chips, hush puppies and coleslaw). The building itself is still behind construction barricades, but it is so nice to have an Arthur Treacher’s only 5 minutes from my house. I will no longer need to drive to Garfield Heights, and the residents here are excited. I was in Garfield Heights a few weeks ago and am looking forward to popping into the Cleveland Heights location in the future.
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I had attended the Pokrova fish fry in 2021 shortly after the pandemic restrictions were lifted. It is located on Broadview Road past Snow/Rockville Road close to the North Royalton border (just past St. Columbkille). The church is set back quite far from the road. Look for the signs. Everyone there was really nice, but I won’t be going back. We got in line to order our meal from two ladies sitting behind a table with a cashbox between them. We were given a number on a stand, and someone eventually brought out our food to the table. In the meantime we bought beverages and desserts from the table in the back of the somewhat crowded room (they had a much larger space and much better distancing in 2021).
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Pokrova is known for the pierogi (spelled “pyrony” (пироги) on the menu (my friend was not aware of that) – they sell it all year), and since I am trying to get some pierogi after several pierogi-less meals I was really excited for this one. Unfortunately it was pretty terrible. There was no fried fish – just pan-fried or baked. The pan-fried fish looked good, but it did not taste good. We tried to figure out what the taste was – and it was omelette. It was very eggy. The breading was like a thin omelette coating the fish. It didn’t stick to the fish very well. The fish itself was moist and well-cooked. The pierogi were boiled but lacking in buttery goodness and a good sear. I took them home to sear them off tomorrow. I enjoyed the pouch of applesauce, but I can buy those at Aldi. I had ordered applesauce instead of coleslaw to get some vitamins, and it is the only item I actually finished. I had a couple bites of fish and ate one pierogi and half of the roll and boxed the rest up to take home.
Pokrova is one of the few churches that serve borscht. For those who are not aware of what it is, borscht is usually a hearty beet soup with cabbage, potatoes, and garlic that’s popular in Eastern Europe. The borscht, which, again, I was looking forward to, was terrible. It was basically pink chicken broth. In the past there have been chunks of beet or cabbage in it, but after fishing the bottom for some heft we were sad. My friends made fun of me for taking mine home. I am on the fence whether I am going to fry up some cabbage to add to it or just dump it down the sink. The gastro stuff from the norovirus kicked in once I got home, so we’ll see how I feel tomorrow. I had been so excited to share Pokrova with my friends, but I was horrified. At least we could laugh about it.
The core meal was $15, which came with one side, choice of applesauce or coleslaw and bread and butter. Beverages and desserts were extra. The desserts were obviously made by the parishioners. I bought a weird little peach dessert, which was okay but gave more orange than peach flavor. Some of the cakes looked amazing. I also bought my dad a Ukrainian pashka ($10), which he enjoyed in 2021 and said transported him to his childhood. It’ll be a nice treat for him for Easter.
The fish fry runs from 4-7. They had run out of cabbage and noodles by the time we got there at 5, and they explained to my friend that they had made too much last week and cut back. If you run out of a side by 5 that’s a problem. I had the cabbage and noodles in 2021 and it was quite good, so it surprises me that they had a week in which it didn’t sell like crazy. The photo below is from 2021. Hopefully next week will be better and I will be feeling better and up to more substantial food. I hope you all enjoyed your fish fries.
Contact info:
Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips
13216 Cedar Road
Cleveland Heights, Ohio 44118
TBD
Pokrova Ukrainian Catholic Church (Покров Пресвятоі Богородиці)
6812 Broadview Road
Parma, Ohio 44134
(216) 524-0918
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