Prosperity Social Club

Prosperity Social Club has been part of my family’s lore since before I was born. I have heard the story about my father being sent to what was then Dempsey’s to buy the G.I.s at the shower house next door a bucket of beer and a pack of smokes. At age 8. And he proudly claims that they gave him a dime and asked for the two cents change back, and he was proud to do it. He probably knew the guys in the photo on the website. He grew up in Tremont and spent a lot of time in Lincoln Park and Merrick House on Starkweather, just a few doors down from Prosperity. It opens at 4 PM during the week, closes at midnight Monday thru Thursday and 1 AM on Friday and Saturday. They also serve brunch on Sundays, so they open at 10:30 AM and close at 10 PM. I haven’t made it there for brunch, but it’s on my list. They have late night specials from 9p to midnight.

Residing in the original 1938 barroom (the aforementioned Dempsey’s Oasis, which was in operation from 1938-2005), Prosperity Social Club is open to the public, being a social club only in a figure of speech, behavior and attitude. The bar room is cozy and eclectic, with its Art Deco influences, dark chestnut walls and vintage beer memorabilia recalling a bygone era. Plus the food is killer. It proudly declares it is “The Clevelandest Bar in Cleveland.” I enjoy sitting in the back room, but lots of people sit at the bar or at tables throughout.

I have been here several times during Lent for the fish fry. The fish and pierogi are top-notch here, so the place is always packed. Reservations are a must. It gets so busy on Fridays during Lent that they have a limited menu, serving nothing but the fish fries and pierogi and a couple other entrees. The kitchen just cranks them out. Apparently they can do the beer battered fish using hearts of palm if you are vegan, but I don’t know if that is possible during Lent. It doesn’t hurt to call to ask. I highly recommend the “Gotta Haddock” Fish Fry, because you get the fried haddock, coleslaw, potato and cheese pierogi, homemade mac n cheese, and a cup of New England clam chowder. The pierogi are pictured above with the brown caramelized onions on top. The “Big Fish” comes with the fish, coleslaw and the mac n cheese. You can always add pierogi for an upcharge. And you’ll want to have the pierogi. They are amazing.

Prosperity is also known for its Eastern European food, such as the aforementioned pierogi, one Hungarian-style stuffed cabbage, one potato pancake and cabbage and noodles with “kielbaski.” If you order the Ethnic Platter you get a little bit of everything. They serve apple-cranberry chutney and sour cream to accompany the potato pancake (and pierogi if you’d like – there are no rules). Everything is filled with flavor, particularly the cabbage and noodles, but my favorites were the stuffed cabbage and the pierogi. That said, it is very heavy and filling and features no veggies. I took half of the dinner home for lunch the next day to eat with a small salad. It heated up nicely and did not disappoint.

They have a great beer and cocktail menu. Unlike during my recent visit to The Friars’ Table (stay tuned), Prosperity serves their Belgian beer in a proper Belgian beer glass! European have specific glasses for their specific beers. Belgian beer glasses are shaped like tulips, and the wide bowl and tapered mouth develop a thick head on the beer that captures each aromatic note. I was very pleased to get a Chimay glass for my Chimay beer.

My friends also really enjoyed their meals – although one friend complained about the lack of chicken in the Chicken Paprikash (see center photo) and was given a small bowl of it in response. My vegetarian friend really enjoyed her Harvest Salad (with tofu – see the photo on the right) and was pleased by how low her bill was. The photo on the left is the Stuffed Cabbage.

One of my friends ordered the housemade potato chips and French onion dip for the table to share, and they were a big hit. If you like crispy chips be sure to try them.

You don’t get much more old-school Cleveland than Prosperity Social Club. If you haven’t been there yet, be sure to check them out.

Contact info:

Prosperity Social Club
1109 Starkweather Avenue
Cleveland, OH 44113
(216) 937-1938

The Best Bites of 2024

2024 was a quiet year for me. My weight loss journey has stalled, but my health has improved so that’s a bonus. I am not organizing big dinners with friends anymore and have been dining out alone a lot (just me and my Kindle, which is fun). But I still enjoyed several Best Bites in 2024.

First of all, I’ve been on a quest to find the best tuna melt. I have been ordering a tuna melt whenever I see it on the menu. And there are a lot of restaurants that serve tuna melts (but also especially during the Lenten season). A good tuna melt to me has a nice toasted bread and good flavor. The tuna should also be warm throughout. So far, my favorites have been at Chelo’s Kitchen in South Euclid and Old Brooklyn Cheese Company. Chelo’s tuna melt (left) is a Lenten lunch special, and it is so good I went back and ordered it three times during Lent this year. Chelo’s tuna melt is made with grilled onions, American and Swiss cheese on seeded rye bread. I love the pairing of American and Swiss. Old Brooklyn Cheese Company’s absolutely delicious tuna melt (right) also has a great combination of cheeses. It features tuna, mayo, diced dill pickle, onion, Old Brooklyn Mustard’s lemon preserve and a blend of mozzarella, raclette and cheddar on grilled sourdough from Leavened Bakery. Amazing flavor! It was an outstanding tuna melt, and I hope they serve it again soon.

I became a regular at Chelo’s Kitchen this year. It is located at the corner of Mayfield and Green and is run by a really nice married couple. Sarah runs the dining room and handles takeout orders, while Chelo cranks out great food from the kitchen. Since he is from Uruguay you can’t beat the empanadas and other Latin American dishes. They have great breakfasts and advertise different dinner specials on Wednesday and Friday nights (when they are open for dinner). I have had a lot of great meals here, from fall-off-the-bone ribs to stuffed cabbage and chicken parm to fish fries, but my Best Bite is the Chelo Burger. Not only is it impressive to look at, it is tasty to boot. The Chelo Burger features a large homemade hamburger topped with cheddar cheese, bacon, BBQ sauce, lettuce, and tomato topped with two hand-battered onion rings.

Speaking of good burgers, everyone knows I appreciate Gunselman’s burgers of the month. Their French Onion Dip Burger was so delicious that I couldn’t put it down. If you love French onion soup this burger was the epitome. It was the burger of the month in April, and I can’t stop thinking about it. I highly recommend it if they offer it again. It features a fresh baked onion bun from Sauced Pizza of Fairview Park as well as an 8 oz brisket/short rib/chuck burger patty, balsamic carmelized onions, bacon, Swiss cheese and garlic aioli. It was served with a bowl of delicious French onion soup. The two together was cheesy, oniony goodness!

In addition to Gunselman’s french onion soup, undoubtedly the best soup I had this year was the New England Clam Chowder at Bruno’s. It was served as part of their clambake and was probably one of the best clam chowders I have ever eaten. I liked it so much I got a pint to go to enjoy the next day. It was chock-full of chunks of potato and bites of clam with a heavenly herby flavor (I think it’s thyme among other seasoning). Absolute heaven!

I also couldn’t get enough of the poké bowl at Corner 11 Poké and Ramen in Strongsville. It is a suburban offshoot of Corner 11 in Tremont. I am a huge fan of Hawaiian poké, which is diced fresh fish over rice with a variety of toppings. Corner 11 was the first Cleveland poké place that let customers choose their portion size, type of rice or salad greens, proteins, toppings, and sauces. It’s in a non-descript strip mall, but the quality and portions are outstanding. I prefer the poké over the ramen. My go-to there is a medium poké bowl with salmon and tuna. The toppings are unlimited, allowing for endless customization and ensuring each bowl is perfectly suited to your taste at that moment. I usually order the white rice and as many vegetables and fruit as I’m in the mood for (as well as avocado, ginger and roasted sesame seeds). I then usually top it with Yum Yum and teriyaki sauces. Heaven. And the fruit teas, milk teas, and Vietnamese ice teas and coffees aren’t bad either.

 I’m not always healthy. I met friends at The Palazzo on Detroit Avenue near Edgewater and was blown away by the Quattro Stagioni there. I fell in love with Quattro Stagioni when I was living in Germany, and they actually do a proper Quattro Stagioni. Oftentimes a Quattro Stagioni here has the toppings, but they are jumbled together over the entire pizza. Quattro Stagioni is a very popular pizza in Italy. It means Four Seasons. The pizza is prepared in four sections with diverse ingredients, with each section representing one season of the year – artichokes represent spring, tomatoes and basil (the sauce) represent summer, mushrooms represent autumn, and prosciutto and olives represent winter. Palazzo’s Quattro Stagioni features artichoke hearts, mushrooms, olives and sausage. I was so thrilled to find a pizza with delineated sections!

I enjoyed several other great pizzas on a beautiful day in early August at In Forno in Avon. It was definitely worth the drive. In Forno’s wood-fired oven churns out amazing Neapolitan pizzas with great char and flavor. I first enjoyed the pizzas when the chef was crafting pizza in the wood-fired oven on a trailer at pop-up pizza events (outside the Olde Wine Cellar in Olmsted Falls). This time some friends and I spontaneously decided to meet there when they posted a photo of their special Peach Pizza on social media. The peach pizza was a taste treat. It is made with thinly sliced fresh peaches, walnuts, smoked bacon (my vegetarian friend ordered it without bacon and it was just as tasty), mozzarella and a drizzle of honey. I wish it was closer, but it is always worth the drive.

Italian seems to be a favored cuisine for me this year. In addition to Mama Catena’s on Babbitt Road in Euclid, I have been frequenting Scotti’s Italian Eatery on E. 185th in Cleveland whenever I want to treat myself to a nice lunch/early dinner. Scotti’s is cash only, so I always make sure I have enough with me. I love the fresh-baked herb focaccia bread. I found a new favorite this year when I had a hankering for ravioli. I ordered the Mushroom Ravioli and started second-guessing myself after I ordered it. I’m glad I didn’t call the waitress back, because it was perfect. The portion was perfect, with a tasty mushroom sauce (no canned mushroom here). I usually take leftovers home, but this was so good I stuffed myself until it was all gone. I couldn’t stop enjoying each bite. One of my friends met me here a couple of months later and ordered it because I had raved about it. She was just as pleased as I was.

Levant Shawarma has become a favorite this year as well. It is in the Little Arabia neighborhood right off I-90 near the intersection of W. 117th and Lorain Avenue. It has rotating spits of chicken or beef ready to shave and top with a variety of fresh toppings. The quality is outstanding. It does primarily take-out, but there are a few tables in the back if you want to eat in. I enjoy getting a shawarma bowl. I’m a fan of the rice pilaf (although jasmine rice and mixed greens are options as well) and add 2 spreads (I always choose their delicious hummus and baba ghanoush) and 5 toppings (the pickles and turnips are a must). My sauce of choice to top it is the toum (whipped garlic sauce). It’s a huge portion – enough for two meals – and absolutely delicious.

And last but not least, the chorizo risotto balls (Chorizo Funky Balls) at Funky Truckeria in Norton are amazing. One of my caterer friends highly suggested them when we were out and about one afternoon, and I’m glad she did. One order contains two deep-fried risotto balls filled with chorizo, goat cheese, and chihuahua cheese and topped with poblano crema, queso fresco and cilantro. It sounds like it would be spicy, but it isn’t. It’s just delicious. Funky Truckeria used to be a food truck called Wholly Frijoles Mexican Street Foods. Plus, I don’t usually like tacos, but their tacos were fantastic. I had the tequila lime chicken and Korean BBQ pork loin tacos, and definitely plan to go back to try some more the next time I am in the area. There is a Salted Turtle Nacho Sundae that looks and sounds amazing when it’s warm out again.

What were your favorite bites in the past year? What should I try in 2025? I am open to suggestions. Here’s hoping we all have a delicious 2025.

Cozumel

I’ve never been a huge fan of Mexican food, but I do enjoy Cozumel. The owners opened their first store in Broadview Heights back in 2001. I have gone to the one in Independence in the past, but was excited to hear that a  branch would be opening near me on Lee Road in Cleveland Heights. The location is the ninth location for the popular local restaurant chain. This location has a more modern vibe than the one in Independence. Some have said it seems sterile, but I like the clean, sleek vibe. And it’s nice to be able to see the menu clearly. Cozumel offers Mexican and Tex-Mex-style foods, with a wide assortment of appetizers, quesadillas, tacos, burritos, enchiladas, fajitas and combination platters.

They make their tortilla chips and salsa in-house. During my most recent visit one father was explaining to his kids how he used to make the tortilla chips and how they were made. It was fun. In any event, the chips were fresh and warm, and the salsa had a nice level of heat – but not too spicy. I was tempted to order guacamole, but knew I would probably regret it once the food came out. Maybe another time.

I have visited the location twice since it has opened, but my experiences with the chain span many years. In the past I have ordered combo platters. The menu here has a ton of combinations to choose from. One of my friends ordered the El Combo, and it was huge. It is a lot of food, featuring a chalupa, chile poblano, chicken enchilada, taco and rice. It was served on one plate, but the taco was delivered a bit later on a separate plate, which is why it isn’t in the photo here.

I had a bite of one of my friend’s carnitas from the Carnitas Dinner and was blown away by the flavor and succulence of the meat. The Carnitas Dinner feature slow-cooked Mexican-style pork with grilled onions that are served with rice, beans, guacamole salad and three flour tortillas. Again, it was a lot of food. My friend was thrilled that she was going to have an excellent lunch the next day as well.

As for me, I ordered a margarita flight and the Cozumel Burrito and a single Chile Poblano Relleno from the a la carte menu. A margarita flight features three flavors and can be either frozen or on the rocks. I obviously went with on the rocks. I chose the classic lime, guava and watermelon, and enjoyed all three. Other choices are raspberry, cucumber, mango, and strawberry.

The Chile Poblano Relleno was great and isn’t breaded and deep-fried like it is in some restaurants. I was expecting the usual whole poblano pepper stuffed with white Mexican cheese, topped with melted cheese and ranchero sauce. The waiter then asked me if I wanted chicken or steak, which surprised me because I was expecting just cheese. I asked for chicken and really enjoyed it. It was stuffed full and really tasty. I could have easily eaten that and some cerviche and been perfectly happy/sated.

The Cozumel Burrito was a featured special. I’m not sure if it is available at other locations or if it is only available for a limited time, but I definitely enjoyed it. It was a huge burrito stuffed with grilled chicken, chorizo, rice, and beans and topped with queso, chorizo, grilled shrimp and pineapple. I particularly loved the use of grilled shrimp and pineapple. It was both light and heavy, and I enjoyed it a lot. And again for lunch the next day.

I went back several days later because I had heard Cozumel’s fried ice cream is good in an online discussion about Chi-Chis. Others talked about the seafood enchiladas, so I went in there thinking I would get seafood and fried ice cream. When asked, the waitress said their enchiladas featured shrimp, so I ordered it. Frankly, this dish was rather boring. It was just shrimp wrapped in tortillas and smothered with queso. I did enjoy the Mexican rice, and the salad was a fresh addition. I could have done without the sour cream though. In any case, the seafood chimichanga looks more like what I was hoping for, so I plan to order that soon.

The fried ice cream was okay, but it wasn’t anything like Chi-Chi’s. The ice cream was firm and there were four toppings to choose from. I had been hoping to order the honey, but the waitress must have misunderstood me when I asked about the fried ice cream and said I needed a few minutes. She ended up having a chocolate version delivered to my table, which surprised me because I hadn’t thought I had ordered it. But I ate and enjoyed it.

What I truly enjoyed during that visit was the Red-Eye Margarita, which is duo of their homemade sangria swirled in a frozen lime margarita. My first sip gave me brain freeze, but I thoroughly enjoyed the drink throughout my meal.

I’m looking forward to eating there again soon. It may not be “authentic” (whatever that means), but it was tasty and plentiful. They did a nice job renovating the space too! The service is friendly and fast. I’m thrilled to have them in the neighborhood. With nine locations I’m sure you have one near you as well. There are locations in Broadview Heights, Brunswick, Independence, Lakewood, Parma, Richfield, Cleveland (W. 150th) and Westlake – and of course in Cleveland Heights.

Contact info:

Cozumel Cleveland Heights
(among others – click on the link above for the other locations)
2196 Lee Road
Cleveland Heights, OH 44119
(216) 331-6592

Clambakes 2024

I attended my final clambake of the year tonight. I focused on quality over quantity this year, trying to hit as many of the top clambakes (according to Cleveland Magazine and other local recommendations) as I could.

Willoughby Elks

I once again attended the Willoughby Elks’ clambake with my friend, who is a member, on September 28th to kick off “clambake season.” I managed to get a really good parking space near the door and met my friend in the back where the clambakes were being prepared. Unlike last year, which was rainy, we had gorgeous weather. We grabbed a beer at the bar inside and grabbed a table. We then headed outside to line up at the tent as our meals were assembled. It was not as crowded as it has been in years past because they were doing a big clambake and fundraiser a few weeks later. But no crowd meant no line. We also met towards the tail end, so that might have also played a factor. The clambake includes clams (or mussels) with the choice of 1/2 a chicken or steak along with sweet potato, corn on the cob, coleslaw, and clam chowder. I had ordered a Chicken Bake this year, because I remembered enjoying the taste I had of my friend’s last year. I usually get a steak here. My friend ordered the mussels, while I had the clams. They grill the chicken and steak outside to order and then in my case slathered the chicken with a tasty barbecue sauce. After loading our trays with everything we headed inside where it was air conditioned. The chowder is usually a highlight, but maybe it had been sitting too long because it was pretty thick. And there were no butter issues this year (the rain had seeped through the tent last year). I once again enjoyed the clams and chowder and a few bites of chicken and brought home the rest of the chicken and the sweet potato for lunch the next day. Since it was towards the end of the clambake they were offering extra clams and mussels if people wanted them (we shared some mussels, as you can see below to the very right). Unfortunately they were somewhat overcooked and falling apart.

Reithoffer’s Clambake catered by Normandy Catering

One of my friends from high school (Dreadlock Dave) posted about a clambake he was going to perform at (he’s a musician), so I bought a ticket on Eventbrite thinking I would know some people there. Unfortunately we are from the West Side, and the clambake was decidedly on the East Side – near the Ravenna exit off 422, so I didn’t know anyone but him (and met his girlfriend). I guess technically it is in Chagrin Falls, but it is close to the border with Ravenna. Reithoffer’s Art, Spirits and Entertainment is an eclectic bar and special events center on Ravenna Road. The clambake was held outside, and the weather was stunning. The event started at 4, but I tried to get there towards the tail end since I knew I would be staying to hear him perform at 8. Dave decided to perform inside since the temperature was going to drop when the sun went down. When I arrived I found a parking space in the spacious parking lot and headed towards the catering tent. I was looking forward to this, because Normandy Catering has a very good reputation.

The clambake was delicious. I grabbed a tray with New England clam chowder, fresh clams, a 1/2 chicken, corn on the cob, sweet potatoes, and a roll. I went back to enjoy the delicious apple cobbler and ice cream. The clam chowder was once again thicker, but that happens with catered events. The clams were tasty (if occasionally gritty), and I enjoyed the corn on the cob. The chicken and sweet potatoes were also tasty. I had several bites and decided to save most for later so I could enjoy the dessert. The cobbler was warm and cinnamony, and the ice cream was freshly scooped from the frozen container. I think the dessert was my favorite part of the meal, so I’m glad I decided to indulge. I got to enjoy the vibe (lots of tables on the gravel lot and several fire pits) as well as the sunset beforehand. I covered my plate of leftovers with a napkin and headed inside to get a comfy chair to enjoy the show. I enjoyed a pumpkin spice martini and people-watching while I waited for the show. The inside was spacious, with several rooms to choose from. I had planned to just stay for a couple of songs but ended up staying for the entire first set as the patrons got increasingly drunker. It’s always fun to watch Dave perform. I headed to nearby LaDue Reservoir afterwards to see if I could enjoy the Northern Lights – but alas, the skies were clear but aurora-free.

The Winking Lizard

The Winking Lizard always does a great clambake. I decided to enjoy the clambake in Mayfield Heights again this year and paired it with a trip to MicroCenter afterward to buy a much-needed laptop. The Winking Lizard clambakes are on the weekends from Friday after 3 pm and all day on Saturday and Sunday. I decided it would be a great Sunday treat. I got there at 3 to ensure I could have time to shop and would avoid the crowds. I didn’t remember that the Browns were playing that day. The weather was great, so the hostess seated me on the patio, which was really lovely and not drowned out by the game. The clambake includes a cup of New England clam chowder, steamed clams, baked or sweet potato, corn on the cob, and garlic cheese bread with your choice of twin lobster tails for $40, a 12 oz. strip steak for $36, a half slab of St. Louis ribs for $32 and a BBQ chicken breast for $26. Another option was “Clams & Clams” for $32. It’s a really good deal. I ordered a delightful watermelon drink and decided to opt for the ribs and add a lobster tail for $14 from the ala carte menu. Everything was of course cooked perfectly. I especially enjoyed the ribs and the garlic cheese bread. I ate the chowder, clams and lobster tail and a couple ribs there and took the ribs and sweet potato home. The waitress had asked if I wanted “the butter” (cinnamon butter), but somehow I didn’t get it and it wasn’t important enough to me to ask for it. The butter pats I did get were sufficient, but I whipped up some butter at home for my leftovers.

Rustic Grill at Stonewater

Tucked in the middle of the golf course in Highland Heights, the semi-private Stonewater club welcomes both members and guests to its annual clambake on several days in October. There was a private event in one of the rooms I passed as well as the main dining room and quite a few people sitting out on the patio. This year I attended by myself on Oct. 9 at 5 p.m. I was able to pre-order my dinner when I made the reservation, so they were prepared for me. The bake features a dozen middleneck clams, a cup of New England clam chowder, a roll with honey butter, braised red skin potatoes, lemon poppy seed and apple slaw, sweet corn, half a roasted chicken or 12-ounce strip steak and apple crumble for $49. I chose the strip steak and added a lobster tail. Everything was great. The lobster tail and steak were perfectly cooked to my specifications. The clams were large, and the slaw was a nice surprise. It was quite tasty. I also enjoyed my Mai Tai from the bar.

Station 43

I have never had a bad meal at Station 43 in Solon (and my parents used to be regulars there on Thursday nights). It is independently owned by a former Solon firefighter. I used to eat here a lot when I lived in Solon as well as when I would meet my parents here after I moved to Cleveland Heights. I met a girlfriend there for the clambake on October 24. We had to wait about 10-15 minutes as everyone arrived all at once just before I arrived at 5:20. As you can tell from this post I usually bring home leftovers. I left without leftovers! Part of it was due to the smaller sized sweet potato and corn on the cob, but I was also really hungry that day since I had several Zoom classes and didn’t have time to have more than a couple pieces of toast all day.

I started by ordering an apple cider mocktail and adding Captain Morgan Rum. My friend enjoyed her Rum Runner (once she got it – she had to remind the server). As for the food… The clam chowder was perfect – with a great smooth consistency to the chowder with nice chunks of potato and clam. The steamed clams were perfect – and the BUTTER was perfect. Most melted butter at the clambakes this year tasted like nothing, but this butter was perfection and super-buttery. A total standout! The ear of corn was great and very fresh, the sweet potato was soft and tasty (smaller sweet potatoes are just somehow sweeter and soft), and the chicken was nicely grilled and really tender and fell off the bone easily. I knew the meal would be good (and was prepared to order off the menu if they had run out by 5:30), but it even exceeded my expectations. This clambake is not touted by anyone as one of the best in Cleveland, but it definitely is in my book! My friend just started working in Solon and was thrilled to learn about this gem of a restaurant.

Bruno’s Ristorante

I spontaneously decided to enjoy the final clambake weekend in style. Bruno’s clambake is available every Friday and Saturday (this year from September 27 to October 26 2024) during dinner service from 4 PM to close. I made a 4 PM reservation at Bruno’s earlier in the day at 11:30. They managed to accommodate me since I promised the table would be available for a 5:30 reservation. I managed to fulfill that promise, but just barely. But it wasn’t me. The servers were not whipping out the courses, which made for an enjoyable meal and I definitely didn’t feel rushed out the door. Bruno’s is always an excellent meal – if a little crowded, so reservations are a must! And this clambake was spectacular. Probably the best one this year.

Bruno’s is known for its excellent Italian food. Bruno’s Clambake Italiano includes fresh baked Italian bread with a tasty garlic butter (a cruet of olive oil and shakers of red pepper flakes and parmesan were on the table for dipping), one dozen middle neck clams in an herb broth (you can see the herbs on the clams), clam chowder, choice of cornish hen ($40), oven roasted 1/2 chicken ($40) or strip steak (my choice – for $49), corn on the cob, sweet potato (with brown sugar on the side), homemade white clam pasta, and Chef’s choice of dessert (it was a layered white cake that had a hint of strawberry and buttercream, which I got to go). I ordered a Pinot Grigio (which was perfectly chilled and served in a nice solid and hefty wine glass) and enjoyed several slices of the crusty bread to start. The corn could have been a little bigger (only half an ear instead of a full ear), but it was well-cooked and tasty. The clams were tender without a hint of grit, and the white clam pasta was good (although I had to add salt and pepper to “zhuzh” it up). The steak was very tender and just as I ordered it (but rare enough that it reheated well without overcooking). The gravy wasn’t necessary and didn’t really add anything, but it was good all the same. But I was absolutely blown away by the clam chowder. This was delicious and chock-full of tender potatoes and chunky clams. It was so good I got a pint to go! I will definitely go here again next year. The clambake is served every Friday and Saturday in October starting at 4 PM.

Stancato’s

Stancato’s hosts its clambake every Saturday in October. I met a dining out group here for the clambake last night (on the 26th). There were 8 of us, and all but one ordered the clambake. They were a little panicked because it was the last clambake of the year and things were looking tight, but they managed to accommodate us in a private dining room and we had a wonderful meal. Our server was stressed, but she handled us great. I started with a Pinot Grigio, which was a little light on the pour but I had already had a sangria at my book group earlier. We were four people to each table, and they brought out a board of five herb ciabatta rolls and a small bowl of marinara for dipping or drizzling. The ciabatta was soft and nicely herbacious. They then brought us a cup of New England clam chowder, which had a nice sherry note to it, followed by the linguini in white clam sauce. I can’t wait to enjoy it tomorrow. The third course featured a dozen middle neck clams with broth and drawn butter, which were perfectly cooked. They gladly brought out small bowls of clam broth when we asked. It was nice and was light like a wonton soup broth. At that point I was getting full. The roasted portion of the meal includes a marinated roast chicken breast, Italian sausage with peppers and onions, parsley red skin potatoes, and buttered corn on the cob. The marinated roast chicken breast was really tender and delicious. I had a piece of sausage with a pepper and onion, a bite of the potatoes and ate the entire corn cob. It was great, but they happily boxed it all up for us (including a separate container for the clam pasta since there was some liquid to it). We weren’t offered dessert, but to be fair we had promised not to take up the room for too long, so we headed out after paying our bills. It was a great clambake to cap off Clambake Season in Cleveland.

Plus one final clambake at Gunselman’s Tavern

One final observation that became painfully clear to me – why do restaurants even bother serving drawn/melted butter if it doesn’t taste like anything? It’s almost as if it was the tasteless oil-based butter. There is a huge difference between melted salted butter and unsalted butter for heaven’s sake. Next year I’ll try shaking the salt shaker into the butter. Maybe that will improve things.

Contact info:

Willoughby Elks
38860 Mentor Avenue
Willoughby, OH 44094
(440) 942-2747

Reithoffer’s
17711 Ravenna Road
Chagrin Falls, OH 44022
(216) 333-8803

The Rustic Grill at StoneWater Golf Club
1 Club Drive
Highland Heights, OH 44143
(440) 461-4653

Station 43
39910 Aurora Road
Solon, OH 44139
(440) 836-0043

Bruno’s Ristorante
2644 W. 41st Street
Cleveland, OH 44113
(216) 961-7087

Stancato’s Italian Restaurant
7380 State Road
Cleveland, OH 44134
(440) 886-6242

The Winking Lizard/Lizardville Beer Store & Whiskey Bar

The Winking Lizard is another local Cleveland-based chain. The original Winking Lizard Tavern officially opened its doors three decades ago, in 1983, and is located on Miles Road in Bedford Heights. It was recently rebranded to Lizardville Beer Store & Whiskey Bar, which is an offshoot of The Winking Lizard restaurants. There are three Lizardville locations – in Bedford Heights, Brunswick and Copley. The food at these locations is a bit more upscale than The Winking Lizard (think flatbreads, shrimp and crab appetizers and mini-sandwiches or dinners in addition to a few Winking Lizard favorites).

The Winking Lizard now operates 21 restaurants across Northeast and Central Ohio. I have visited numerous locations, including the one on Miles Road, and each location has consistent food and a world-class beer list. There is a bar area with lots of televisions showing games and displaying the available beers as well as dining areas that don’t have as many televisions as in the bar, so you can ignore them if you need to. The Winking Lizard used to house an actual lizard, but they have been rehomed during and after the pandemic. When you walk in you are welcome to help yourself to fresh popcorn in a popcorn machine.

Speaking of the world-class beer list, several of my friends have done the world tour of beer and earned a quality jacket for their troubles. The program is in its 38th year (in 2024). It costs $20 to sign up and you have a year to drink some beers and earn some prizes. The first Tuesday of the month is Tourist Tuesday, when the beers are $1 off. Each beer is worth 1 point. You get a t-shirt after drinking 25 beers. There are also gift certificates once you hit certain milestones. Fifty beers gets you an insulated cooler and attached beer opener, 100 beers gets you a $20 gift card (essentially refunding your sign-up fee) and a Tour Jacket, and 150 beers gets you the Jacket and an insulated vest. You can also donate your “coat” to Coats for Kids. Instead of receiving your coat, Winking Lizard will make a donation to Coats for kids in the amount of $50.00. How cool is that? I don’t drink enough to make it worth it, but I do enjoy the fact that the beer list features quite a few of my favorite European beers. New beers are added all the time, with featured beers each month.

Do you know what pairs well with beer? Wings. And The Winking Lizard is known for its wings. The wings are meaty and always great. You can choose traditional bone-in or boneless wings, and there are 19 different sauces to choose from with varying spice levels. I am a fan of the BBQ, Honey Mustard and Bourbon Barrel sauces, but there are plenty of hotter sauces if you prefer a hot wing. The traditional wings are $0.90 a wing on Mondays after 3 PM. The specials are available in orders of five and are dine in only. There are no special orders that day. Wings are only available as traditional or crispy. Boneless wings are $0.85 a wing on Mondays and Tuesdays.

Another thing that pairs well with beer is pizza, and pizza is on special on Mondays and Tuesdays after 3 pm (and also dine-in only). You can order a cheese pizza for $7 and add toppings (up to 4) for $0.60 each. The pizza is a decent pizza, with a nice doughy crust and a fair amount of cheese. I recently ordered one with sausage and spinach and thoroughly enjoyed it.

Ribs are on special on Wednesdays for $13 for a half slab and $20 for a full slab. The rib dinners are served with their delicious garlic cheese bread and two sides. The ribs have a nice amount of meat on the bone and are nicely sauced. They aren’t fall-off-the-bone, but you also don’t have to work hard to tear off the meat.

One of my favorite items on the menu are the Bo-Man’s sandwiches. The Bo-Man’s Chicken Sandwiches are served on garlic bread and come with a side of steak fries. My favorite is the Bo-Man’s Honey Club. It’s a breaded chicken breast that is tossed in the honey mustard sauce and topped with mozzarella, applewood bacon, lettuce and tomato. There is also a Bo-Man’s Bacon Cheeseburger. Many of the other chicken sandwiches and burgers are served on brioche buns. There is something for everyone’s taste.

The Winking Lizard is also known for its clambake in the fall. The clambake menu is available at select locations every weekend starting in mid-September and running through October. It is available Fridays after 3pm and all day Saturday and Sunday, while supplies last. You can choose a barbecue chicken breast or order a bake that features a strip steak, a half slab of ribs, clams & clams, or twin lobster tails. The bakes all come with clam chowder, a dozen clams, corn on the cob, garlic cheese bread, and your choice of baked or sweet potato. You can also customize it using the ala carte menu. The clambakes range from $26 for the chicken to $40 for the twin lobster tails. The chowder is one of the better ones I have enjoyed, and everything is always delicious.

Contact info:

The Winking Lizard
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Olesia’s Place (now Olesia’s Taverne of Richfield)

Olesia’s is a Ukrainian restaurant that features delicious Eastern European and Ukrainian food. Everything is homemade and delicious. Olesia’s husband was a customer who fell in love with her food and her at her first location. I first ate here at the first location in North Royalton when it was Olesia’s Place and looked like a former Spaghetti House (complete with a large curved plastic windowed patio). It was always packed and you needed a reservation to ensure a table. It quickly outgrew the old space and relocated to Richfield in 2019.

It now occupies the old Richfield Taverne. The new location is stunning both inside and out. It boasts two elegant dining rooms with a stunning bar on the main level and a speakeasy-style bar/lounge on the lower level, a cozy patio, and a third-floor event space (Grand ballroom). It is pretty far from me, but it worth the effort to drive there. It is now billing itself as a fine dining location, but the food is hearty and filling and just as delicious as it was in the old location. According to its website, it is open Monday from 4 to 9, Tuesday to Thursday from 11 to 9, Friday and Saturday from 11 to 10 pm, and closed on Sundays.

Olesia’s saved my Easter during the pandemic. The timing of the new restaurant opening was unfortunate, just before the pandemic, and it quickly pivoted to take-out only to survive. I ordered an Easter dinner online and lined up in the parking lot to pick it up the day before Easter. It was so good and reminded me of my Ukrainian grandmother’s Easter dinner. It featured deviled eggs, shrimp cocktail, ham, Russian potato salad, brussel sprouts, green salad, and a roll. The only thing missing was the kielbasa. I ate it over Zoom with my family members on the other end. It was divine and remains one of my most memorable meals of the past few years.

Our first meal at Olesia’s is undocumented, but I remember the Borscht, the Beet Salad, Olesia’s Platter and the Beef Stroganoff being the absolute stand-outs. All are featured here in photos from other visits. Olesia’s Platter (left) features a large cabbage roll with either red or mushroom sauce, three cheese and potato pierogies with onions and sour cream, and sauerkraut with your choice of sausage or kielbasa. It definitely hits the spot. The cabbage roll was just like Grandma used to make, and the pierogi dough consistency is light yet firm and tender. The bread is fresh and homemade, and the butter is herbacious and perfectly seasoned.

Beet salad, Borscht, and bread and butter

Olesia’s also has an amazing patio. I took a group there last summer and we all enjoyed ourselves immensely. The vegetarians enjoyed the spicy fried buffalo cauliflower florets, potato pierogi, and mac n cheese. We also enjoyed watching a newly married couple take wedding photos and motorcyclists driving past.

I ordered a delicious cocktail and the deviled eggs to start, and they were absolutely amazing. Olesia’s is known for the deviled eggs, and as a huge fan of deviled eggs I was quite pleased with them. They have just the right amount of zing. The crab legs (on special) were perfectly cooked and hit the spot. I tore through them and enjoyed every single bite.

I have also had the pleasure of attending my local translator group’s Christmas event at Olesia’s. We occupied the third floor event space. You can climb the stairs or take the elevator to get there. There was a cash bar and the deviled egg appetizers and dessert plate were served family style. I ordered the beef stroganoff and it was just as good – if not better – than I remembered. The creamy short rib stroganoff in burgundy mushroom sauce was served on perfectly cooked egg noodles and topped with crispy fried onions. Soooo good!

Deviled eggs, beef stroganoff, and dessert plate

Contact info:

Olesia’s Taverne
3960 Broadview Road
Richfield, Ohio 44286
(234) 400-0288

Scotti’s Italian Eatery

After being in business for over twenty years, Scotti’s Italian Eatery has gone through a lot of rough times recently and has come out on the other side. In July of 2019, the owner was ready to call it quits due to the road work that closed the I-90 exit at East 185th Street. His loyal customers rallied around him, and he changed his mind and decided to stay open. Then Covid hit, and he pivoted to takeout only. The restaurant then had to suffer through the lengthy Water Pollution Control project that tore up the street and then the Streetscape Improvement Project. I am happy to say that the endless construction is finally over and business is starting to pick back up, but it wasn’t easy.

Scotti’s is cash only, which doesn’t help bring in customers since most people have stopped carrying cash. But that is also the reason that prices stay low. He also rolls with the punches and offers added bonuses like a Tesla charging station and “affordable Pet Shots” at the location. But, most importantly, the food continues to be made from scratch and is top-notch and affordable. And now that the weather is getting nicer it will be patio season, and Scotti’s has a great back patio.

The restaurant itself features a long bar, an open kitchen and a comfortable dining room with tables and booths with tables that are not bolted into the floor.

I started frequenting Scotti’s during the pandemic. Since then I have only dined here by myself in the middle of the day (so I haven’t been able to order an appetizer like the much-loved and intriguing stuffed hot peppers), but service has always been great. You are greeted warmly and told to take a seat. I was even greeted by a back of staff worker (the cook?) in addition to the server on my most recent visit. Each meal is accompanied by a house salad with tomato, cucumber, olives, walnuts and shaved cheese (get the house dressing!) as well as a basket of soft, warm, house-baked herb focaccia with a dipping sauce of herbed balsamic vinegar and olive oil. You can also just order butter to enjoy the flavor of the bread without the overpowering vinegar and oil. The bread is soft and delicious and worth the trip alone! 

Doug Trattner reports that Scotti recommends the veal dishes, but for me the star of the show here are the calzones. The dough is light and crisp, and I love the combinations. A dish/cup of warm marinara for dipping is served on the side. My absolute favorite is the Bocconcini, which features fresh mozzarella, plum tomatoes, spinach, provolone and the house dressing. The Caprese is similar to the Bocconcini (with fresh mozzarella, tomato, fresh basil and provolone cheese) but also includes proscuitto. I found it to be very salty from the proscuitto, but if you love proscuitto you’ll love it. The Florentine intrigues me, because it contains scrambled egg and cheddar cheese in addition to spinach, tomato and provolone. But I just adore the gooey fresh mozzarella and provolone combo so much in the calzone.

The pizzas are hearty and use all fresh ingredients. The Classic Deluxe features pepperoni, sausage, black olives, fresh mushrooms, green and red pepper, onion and anchovies. I recently ordered a small pizza with sausage, mushroom and green pepper to go and enjoyed it reheated in my air fryer. The green pepper was very fresh and a little overpowering, but the sausage and mushroom was perfect.

I am definitely a creature of habit. I had a photo of the lasagna as carryout during the pandemic and unwittingly ordered the lasagna again on a more recent visit. The lasagna is really good – gooey, flavorful and filling. It layers meat sauce and ricotta and provolone cheese in between fresh pasta sheets and tops it with more sauce and some parmesan.

I was in the mood for something different the other day and ordered the Scallop Fettucine Dinner with a sundried-tomato, basil and alfredo sauce. The large sea scallops are sauteed in garlic and olive oil and set atop a bed of perfectly cooked fettucine coated in the delectable sauce. It was delicious.

Scotti’s is open during the week from 11:30 to 9 pm and 4 to 9 on Saturdays. If you follow the restaurant on Facebook, Scotti often posts that he is there on a Sunday or for special events like the Super Bowl or Christmas Eve making pizza and other food, and you can tell he really loves and remembers his customers.

If you’ve been paying attention at all, I literally live at the top of the hill to Little Italy. I prefer to drive to Scotti’s on E. 185th in North Collinwood or Mama Catena’s in Euclid for a more authentic and better experience. Do yourself a favor and give them a try!

Contact info:

Scotti’s Italian Eatery


Mama Maria’s Ukrainian Kitchen

One of the first Ukrainian-owned businesses in Parma, a Cleveland suburb that’s been home to Ukrainian immigrants for the better part of a century, Mama Maria’s has been a local staple for about half that time. It serves excellent and authentic Eastern European food. It was run by Mama Maria until her son George took it over. George also State Meats next door. State Meats is my favorite place to buy Ukrainian delicacies like fresh and smoked kielbasa (try the double-smoked – wow), frozen pierogi, German potato salad (oil-based with bacon) and Russian salad (Olyvie, which resembles a potato salad, with the addition of other cooked vegetables like peas and carrots and meat.). You can obviously get that here too, but the pierogi are freshly made and hot. Mama Maria’s is known for its homemade jumbo pierogi, cabbage rolls, pelmeni (smaller Russian pierogi with a meat filling), German schnitzel, chenaky (stewed pork, potatoes, and carrots), and savory borscht (beet soup with pork and vegetables). They make authentic Ukrainian food that you cannot really find anywhere else.

I absolutely adore their kielbasa sandwich on a soft bun. The kielbasa is fresh and steamed to perfection. It is perfectly seasoned with just the right amount of garlic. You can get it with or without sauerkraut. I’ve been known just to stop and get a kielbasa sandwich when I get a craving for it. It always makes me think of my Ukrainian grandmother, who always served fresh kielbasa on Easter. And she lived in the area, so it probably came from State Meats – just like Mama Maria’s does. We now serve fresh kielbasa at Easter and Thanksgiving in her memory.

I met several girlfriends here for a quick dinner before an event at the public library on Snow Road. They loved their meals, which ranged from the schnitzel with a pierogi to stuffed cabbage and pierogi. The schnitzel was perfectly fried. It doesn’t seem to be hand-pounded like I am used to in Austria and Germany. They tend to be huge and hang over the plate, but this was a very serviceable option. The stuffed cabbage was also tasty and the pierogi were little pillows of potatoey heaven.

It’s a really small space with not a lot of seating. Our table was tight and had to be moved to accommodate us. They do most of their business as carryout. It is open from 9:30 am to 6 pm every day but Sunday. Mama Maria’s doesn’t even have a website and its Yelp listing is sparse. It’s definitely a Cleveland secret that shouldn’t be.

Contact info:

Mama Marie’s Ukrainian Kitchen
5342 State Road
Cleveland, OH 44134
(216) 661-2225</p

Fish Fryday #5: Old Brooklyn Cheese Company and Ferris Steakhouse

If you have been paying attention I have been on a tuna melt quest for the past few months. This works out wonderfully during Lent. Today’s tuna melt was an outstanding offering by Old Brooklyn Cheese Company. It is a Lenten special on Fridays from 11 am to close or it sells out. It is a delectable mix of tuna, finely chopped dill pickles, onions, celery (I didn’t notice too much crunch, so it was perfect for my “hate crunchy stuff in tuna salad” self), mayo, Old Brooklyn Mustard’s lemon preserve and a “houseblend cheese pull” of mozzarella, raclette and cheddar on fresh grilled sourdough from Leavened Bakery in Tremont (you can also get it on a baguette).

I usually prefer rye for my tuna melts, but the grilled sourdough was unbelievably crisp and held up really well to the creamy tonight. I’ll definitely be taking a trip to Leavened to buy a loaf for myself. The cheeses blended well, and I love raclette, which you don’t see everywhere. The flavors were outstanding, and no one flavor overpowered the other. They just worked together nicely to make a delicious, well-balanced sandwich. The counter dude grilled it up for me and did a great job. The place is also immaculate, which I appreciate.

I was afraid I was going to have to eat it in my car, but I was pleased to see they have added a dine-in seating area. I grabbed a Boylen’s Cream Soda and enjoyed the sun streaming through the windows as the counter dude made my sandwich. If you like a good tuna melt, you need to check it out. It’s definitely in my Top 3 Tuna Melts in Cleveland.

Life is all about pivoting. I had planned to get a fish fry dinner from Gesu tonight, but my sister texted asking me for a recommendation for one on the west side because she had an appointment in Lakewood at 7. She also wanted to dine in somewhere and not have to eat in her car. I suggested Gunselman’s and asked if I could join her. I told her I’d get there early to get a table. The wait was an hour and a half at 5:15. So I decided we should try Around the Corner, but then as I was driving there I saw Ferris Steakhouse and remembered they had a fish fry sign out when I dropped my taxes off next door earlier today (yes I drove to the Hilliard Road exit on I-90 from Cleveland Heights twice today). I have been wanting to try Ferris Steakhouse for several years now. It’s a Cleveland legend.

I pulled in there and was seated immediately. I ordered a Spiked Arnold Palmer while I waited, and chatted with the delightful waitress, who was also named Jill. She informed me that the Steakhouse has been at that location for 13 years, but they have been in Cleveland since 1940. It is still in the family and run by the third generation of Ferris. I loved the ambiance. We were seated at a candlelit table in a dimly lit room – a much-welcome change from what would have been a loud bar/restaurant at Gunselman’s.

When my sister arrived I told her the special was “three slices of fried cod, steak fries and cole slaw for $23 (no substitutions)”. She said “that’s a lot of food,” because she thought I said it was cod, steak and fries. Once the waitress explained it again, we both ended up ordering it. I also ordered a wedge salad, because I am not Catholic and don’t need to abstain from meat. I just like the excuse to eat fish. The wedge salad was delicious. The lettuce was crisp, and the diced tomato and cucumber were really fresh and refreshing. They were also generous with the bacon, balsamic and blue cheese dressing. I finished it, knowing I would be bringing most of my dinner home anyway.

The fish dinner were amazing. The cod was battered and very crispy. My sister even remarked on liking how crispy it was. I know most people rave about lake perch, but I prefer a bit more meat to my fish. Cod is great – especially when it is cooked perfectly. I love steak fries, which is what convinced me to order the dinner in the first place (otherwise I may have ordered the scallops or scampi off the menu). The bread roll was warm and soft, and even the cole slaw was really good. I also enjoyed the tartar sauce and squeezed the fresh lemon on the fish, which was a treat. And I got to have dinner with my sister, which was the best treat of all!

I ended up taking two slabs of fish and half of the fries and cole slaw home for lunch tomorrow. Happy Fryday, everyone!

Contact info:

Old Brooklyn Cheese Company
4464 Broadview Road
Cleveland, OH 44109
(216) 860-4000

Ferris Steakhouse
2589 Wooster Road
Rocky River, OH 44116
(216) 281-1437

Fish Fry #3 2024: Chelo’s Kitchen and St. Vladimir Orthodox Ukrainian Church

It’s Lent. That means fish on Fridays. Not because I’m Catholic and don’t eat meat on Fridays, but because I love fish and can indulge most everywhere.

A week ago someone posted the Friday specials at Chelo’s Kitchen on the Facebook food group I am on. I have been on a tuna melt kick, and their tuna melt lunch special looked amazing. I had already had lunch when it got posted, but I needed the tuna melt in my life. I looked forward to it all week. It was just as good – if not better – than it looked. Their tuna melt features tuna, grilled onions, and American and Swiss cheese on seeded rye bread. It was amazing!!! I’m going back again before the season is out. Chelo’s Kitchen is a traditional American breakfast and lunch place with some South American options (the owners are from Uruguay). It’s only open until 2pm every day except during Lent, when they have dinner specials from 3:30-7:00 pm on Friday night (they call it Fish Frenzy Friday). It took over the space that used to be Kalie’s Restaurant on the corner of Mayfield Road and South Green in South Euclid. I’ve been meaning to try it and I will definitely be back! The servers were fantastic and really friendly. The hashbrowns look amazing. I have a new place to put on my rotation even after Lent.

But you are here for the Fish Fry. I chose to return to St. Vladimir’s Orthodox Ukrainian Church for my first Friday Fish Fry of the season. I took someone who just moved to Cleveland from Los Angeles 5 months ago and had never been to or even heard of a fish fry. I chose St. Vladimir because it’s on State Road (near St. Josaphat’s and St. Francis de Sales, so you know they have to offer their A game). It offers five seafood dinners (baked cod, salmon, fried perch, fried whitefish and fried shrimp) and seven sides (french fries, pierogi, potato pancake, redskin potatoes, steamed vegetables, cabbage and noodles, and mac n cheese) to choose from, and some of the best pierogis in the city. We were lucky enough to get a spot really close to the front door. As we walked in we passed the bar, so I got a Ukrainian lager to enjoy during my wait in line. I wasn’t driving, so I was able to enjoy it during the wait and during my meal.

They have six dinners to choose from – baked salmon (1 pc), baked cod (1 pc), fried perch – aka Captain Gene’s dinner (3 pc), fried whitefish (2 pc), fried shrimp (6 pc) and potato pierogi (6 pc). And they also have a kid’s dinner with a slice of pizza, french fries and applesauce. All dinners include cole slaw or applesauce, a dinner roll, coffee and a cookie – and your choice of one side. The choice of sides include french fries, 2 pierogi, 1 potato pancake, redskin potatoes, steamed vegetables, cabbage and noodles, and mac n cheese.

Last year one of the parishioners suggested I order the cod next time, so I went with his suggestion and ordered the baked cod dinner to dine in and a pierogi dinner to go. The cod was perfectly baked and had an herbacious crumb crust. I ordered the cabbage and noodle to go with it, which was tasty. But the pierogi are still my number one! The helper who carried my tray for me suggested the potato pancake as my side for my pierogi dinner, which, as I said, I got to go and will eat for the next few days. I ate half of the cod, roll, and cabbage and noodles and put the other half in the to go box holding the pierogi dinner.

My friend ordered the Captain Gene’s dinner, because I urged her to get the perch. She chose a potato pancake for her side. She also really enjoyed everything – including the cole slaw, which was nice and creamy. I really enjoyed the cole slaw too. It’s delicious. She definitely enjoyed her first Cleveland fish fry.

Contact info:

Chelo’s Kitchen
4446 Mayfield Road
South Euclid, OH 44121
(216) 382-4490

St. Vladimir Ukrainian Orthodox Cathedral
5913 State Road
Cleveland, OH 44134
(440) 886-3223